"Pod Dębowym Liściem"

Jenny

Ta...

. Można było się uśmiać. Jeśli już wspomnieliśmy o Eminemie to może 'We made you'?

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
Were the ones who (chicka) made you (cough, cough)

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can
Your ready to tackle any tassle is at hand
Hows it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man…noo don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive buttyious maximus again
Squeeze it, Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Then it came back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean the lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the que this girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry porche but whats any digenerous
Have that eye go, are you telling me 10 minutes?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give my venelin, inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nale her, “baby say hello to my little friend”
Ric, ric it, K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear the other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but in there they flinch

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You never live without ,
And know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an al falta
What should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so vannesa nalstalga
Man Cas I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a dress on my mouth but
Wowzas, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink out shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans her to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my amy, im your blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

Adirael

Weź z tym syfem. Mój tata z bratem kiedyś na okrągło tego słuchali. Zaraz ja coś zapodam.
EDIT: To do 'Żono moja'

I remembered black skies
The lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to blur
Like a startling sign
That fate had finally found me

And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it fill up to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

There was nothing inside
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing

And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Across this new divide

And every loss and every lie
And every truth that you deny
And each regret and each goodbye
Was a mistake too great to hide

And your voice was all I heard
But I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it fill up to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

Across this new divide
Across this new divide

Elladan

To może coś z Beenie Mana.

It's the genius and I... fi the gurls 1 dem more time (now) (now) (now)
Gyal mi wa yo hold mi like wa close pin an mek yo breast stand up an mek yo ass swing

[Chorus:]
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
(WAT!) Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
(WAT!) Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

[Verse 1 Kwadratowy

Me ah pum pum gaad me nuh sky god me nuh ground god me love gaad cah mi love pussy bad
God mek woman, woman drive man mad come mek mi tek yo pan ah pum pum trod gyal from Trinidad an Bagdad
From Islamabad an gyal from Masada nuff banana gyal why dem sad dem hear yo get bun dats why dem glad fi him
Girl u ah slap ah over ah moon flicker rock chick star u use ah chick an chop her
And if he neva stand firm inna 2 u woulda split her
Bad man Dj ah nuh singa like sizzla str8 back rush she she O! mi she bizarre belly start groan she nuh knw weh mi give her she neva know ah long time me ah look her from the first day me ah see har

[Chorus:]
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (eh)
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

[Verse 2 Kwadratowy

An wen the door close me nuh inna the talking mih wa yo dress cum off start the wining
Gyal mi wa yo hold mi like wa close pin an mek yo breast stand up an mek yo ass swing
My girl jus wine pan the edge like u ah mad woman before yo flick it een gyal hold it with yo hand do the robot like u ah Megatron bay bay 1 gyal here comes 1 gyal ah rail up like jigsi king song Samantha goh seh Susie goh she rosy ah goh she Beenie Man ah wa wine stallion dem geh part 2 gyal Gimmie part 1

[Outro:]
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gyal mi wa yo hold mi like wa close pin an mek yo breast stand up an mek yo ass swing
Gyal mi wa yo hold mi like wa close pin an mek yo breast stand up an mek yo ass swing

My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
My girl jus Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

Jenny

Hehe. to 'gimmie' przypomniało mi 'Gummy Bear'. Nastój od razu mi się poprawia jak tego słucham Very Happy

I AM A GUMMY BEAR (The Gummy Bear Song)

REFRAIN
Oh I`m a gummy bear.
Yes I`m a gummy bear.
Oh I`m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I`m a jelly bear.
Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I`m a movin` groovin` jammin` singing gummy bear.
Oh yeaoooh.

VERSE 1
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop

REPEAT REFRAIN

Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me

Dorian

*wpada do karczmy, otwierając drzwi kopniakiem*

CO się TU u licha wyprawia?

Adirael

Urządzamy sobie imprezę tak jak zapowiadaliśmy

Actia

I zapewne zazwyczaj dotrzymujecie danego słowa?

Adirael

No jasne. Jak już coś sobie postanowię to zawsze doprowadzam to do końca

Elladan

-O, Dorian - powiedział Fortis - jakkk miłooo Cięęęę wisieeeeć. Przyłąszysz się do posiągu?

Jenny

Hehe. A ja zadam lepsze pytanie.
Co ty tu robisz?! Very Happy

'Co ja robię tuu, uuu?
Co ty tutaj robisz?'

Dorian

Wpadłem z komórki, bo miałem 5 PW. Postaram się na nie odpowiedzieć i już mnie tu nie ma.

Przypominam, że niestawianie kropek to łamanie §3 Regulaminu.

Jenny

Myślicie, że już poszedł? * stoi w bezruchu*

Dobra! Impreza trwa dalej!
"Ja jestem Gummi Miś
Tak, tak, twój Gummi Miś!'

Actia

Ale jesteś zła. Przez Ciebie to wysłuchałam i obejrzałam. Very Happy

Shadow

Jenny

I bardzo dobrze! Przeczytaj sobie jeszcze komentarze pod tym Very Happy

Za to teraz uzależniłam się od 'King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz!'

Z NAPISEM KING BRUCE LEE KARATE MISTRZ!
(Bombix - I hate you za to, że wpuściłeś tu ten tekst Very Happy

)

Elladan

Taaaakkk. Wisssssioooouueeeeś. Very Happy

O, przepraszam za złamanie regulaminu.

El.

Jenny

Fortis, przyznaj się! Co piłeś?!

Elladan

Jaaa? Aniii troszeszkę niszegoooo...

Jenny

Samolubie jeden! Podziel się, a nie tylko chomikujesz dla siebie Razz

Actia

O nie, egoista.
Pewnie pił mleczko karmelkowe

Elladan

*wyciąga z tylnej kieszeni butelkę*

Zafffffffffffszeęęę maaaaam soś w sapasie...

Jenny

-To daj tego sosia z zapasów Very Happy

- podchodzi do Fortisa i wyrywa mu butelkę. Gdy wszyscy myślą, że Jenny się napije, ona rzuciła butelką o podłogę.

Elladan

-No widzisz jakim dobrym aktorem jestem - rzecze Fortis - wystarczy udać, że jest sie pijanym, a już można kogoś oskarżyć o kradzież i rozbój. Very Happy

Actia

Szkoda, fajnie byłoby potłuc coś jeszcze.

Jenny

- Taa... I o handel heroiną - wyciąga z kieszeni mały woreczek z białym proszkiem. - Kto chce? Mam jeszcze kwas i Hasz.

EDIT :

Jenny kiwa ręką, by Actia do niej podeszła. Po chwil oby dwie przeskoczyły przez ladę, gdzie znajdowały się szklanki, talerze, kieliszki i inne szklane rzeczy.
- To teraz się zabawimy! - krzyknęła Jenny rozbijając kolejne talerze.

S.